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posted by [personal profile] boymeat at 09:59am on 21/04/2009
It suddenly got crazy busy at work for me. I'm in the middle of a big project that is incredibly detail oriented and requires lots of specific letters and numbers to be communicated and if anything screws up all fingers will point at me and my client will yell and then my boss will take a lava lamp and break it off inside my ass.

That is... if he would ever even consider touching a lava lamp. (He wouldn't. Not in a million years.)

This is after a week in which when immediately returning from Frolicon I was briefed on what happened at the office during my days off by bending over and getting repeatedly fucked up my ass without any lube whatsoever and then was sent off back into the wild with threats of more painful buggery.

So, to sum up: Last week and this week are/were giant run-on sentences with lots of painful and not pleasurable anal sex.

That is all.
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posted by [identity profile] dawne-vs-luna.livejournal.com at 02:17pm on 21/04/2009
no lube eh?
I really could say something....
I REALLY could.

But I will simply say....I can empathize with what that feels like. :-P
 
posted by [identity profile] ne-penthe.livejournal.com at 03:00pm on 21/04/2009
No lube??
Bad boss, no biscuit!!
Gah, always sucks to be on the receiving end of such shite.
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posted by [identity profile] captainwhimsy.livejournal.com at 03:18pm on 21/04/2009
I hope this will just encourage you more to have vacations/cons that you have lots more consensual fun at. Maybe even some welcomed anal sex!
 
posted by [identity profile] deafdyke.livejournal.com at 03:45pm on 21/04/2009
Why do men always resort to the ultimate homophobic anxiety -- anal rape -- in order to describe extreme submission and humiliation? Ok, I get it. I just don't find that it elicits my sympathies the same way. I hope your work week gets a bit better. The economy has bosses freely engaging in heavy caning --er, flogging -- er, never mind.
 
posted by [identity profile] boymeat.livejournal.com at 03:48pm on 21/04/2009
Well, I can't speak for all men, lord knows. But speaking as a bisexual man who enjoys consensual anal intrusions, I certainly did not approach that statement from any homophobic point of view.
 
posted by [identity profile] deafdyke.livejournal.com at 04:14pm on 21/04/2009
I've just found it fascinating that for men, rather than woman, anal rape remains the most descriptive example of the worst pain, humiliation, and subjugation. As for homophobia, it's always present in our cultural references, if not our thinking, as is misogyny, and women aren't necessarily free of the latter, either.

And yes, I'm being unnecessarily combative and apologize. My work week is looking like yours but I can't think of a good way to put it. Being forced to give birth to octuplets, maybe? Sigh.
 
posted by [identity profile] mondragon.livejournal.com at 04:01pm on 21/04/2009
I think he is likely to he making the same distinction between rape and sex in his mangina that women can make in their front parts, even though you're right that usually when you hear the phrase anal rape no such distinction is made. As someone more bottom oriented it would be far more humiliating and gross for me to be given an injection to give me an unwilliling boner and then forced to fck an ugly smelly festering cold hole while providing dialog about how hot it was. In a work management contxt of course.
 
posted by [identity profile] deafdyke.livejournal.com at 04:16pm on 21/04/2009
I say we all wear "Fuck me like you hate me" t-shirts under our work clothes, so we can smile bitterly at the irony of dealing with it nonconsensually and figuratively on a regular basis.
 
posted by [identity profile] bostontim.livejournal.com at 05:43pm on 21/04/2009
Do you need a stand in? I might enjoy the punishment more than you.....
 
posted by [identity profile] tgrey.livejournal.com at 10:52pm on 21/04/2009
Unrelated:

Someone mentioned this in your panel... but I just happened across it if you hadn't seen it already: http://www.taser.com/products/law/Pages/XREP.aspx

Too much for most people to play with, but hey! :P
 
posted by [identity profile] karikontrary.livejournal.com at 12:19am on 22/04/2009
I was watching the Tudors the other night, and there was a short torture scene involving a male prisoner bent over a table and a red hot poker. It was truly horrible.

I'm glad your week has been better :)

and.. I'm not watching the Tudors anymore. gah.

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