A rare (ok, not that rare, really) glimpse into my relationship.

[boymeat]

Some of you have previously marveled at the Boymeat and kathryntact show seen at various SM events around the country. You might think that such wacky, frivolous, and downright Muppet-esque behavior is reserved for public events, and that when we are in person we are much more sedate.

You would be wrong.

See, after almost two years of relationship amazingness, it has become quite evident that the show you see at events is actually precisely what takes place day after day after day. In fact, the mere notion that we will be living together* come the end of May should have television producers banging down our door for the publishing rights.

For example, I will give you an exchange that occurred today through e-mail. These e-mails are all copied here verbatim for your pleasure.

Kathryn - RAWR
Boymeat - Moo.
K - Mrow.
B - Oink.
K - Sqeek.
B - Ribbit.
K - Cluck.
B - Quack.
K - Tweet.
B - Chirp.
K - Neigh.
B - Woof.
K - Whimper.
B - Hot.
K - Hee.
B - Lick.
K - Moan.
B - Thrust.
K - Squirm.
B - Choke.
K - Gasp.
B - Grind.
K - Twitch.
B - Punch.
K - Bite.
B - Restrain.
K - Shudder.
B - Cum.
K - Swallow.
B - Smoke.
K - Laugh.
B - Hee.
K - Rawk.
B - Hell's...
K - Erm.
B - ...yeah.
K - D'oh.

* Like how I snuck that in there? I'm such a stinker. Hee!

Comments

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[ciani.livejournal.com]

wow that's awesome :) yay!

[kathryntact.livejournal.com]

Wait. This was an email exchange that occurred through email? NO WAY!

Is that kind of like a British chick from England?

*ducks*

[boymeat.livejournal.com]

23.64 ass kickings.

[tonyinabag.livejournal.com]

congrats!
and that is adorable. simply adorable. and kind of hot too.

[lolitasir.livejournal.com]

Hey, you stole some of my best lines!

[dreamertheresa.livejournal.com]

Hee hee.

[pony-bootblack.livejournal.com]

i gotta say, that seeing you two doing your thing at IMsL just made me smile. you're adorable together.

[pisicutsa.livejournal.com]

Congrats! You will both need to come to brunch one weekend! :)

HUUUUUURAAAAH

[ladyhilary.livejournal.com]

Mazel Tov!

[eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love you. :)

Congrats!

[clayfoot.livejournal.com]

This must be what it was like for your long lost friends who fled to the suburbs.

[pattytoo.livejournal.com]

YAY!! Congrats!

:D

Patty

[sirkenandsubg.livejournal.com]

Congrats.

- K&G

[sweets00.livejournal.com]

Yay, I'm excited for you :)

[coraline]

congrats!

...and wait, doesn't everyone have email exchanges like that? :)
it's apparently a day for LJ schmoop.

[redhead-sue.livejournal.com]

I love you guys.

Or in the one-word format:

Hot.
Cool.
Fun.
Love.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

For once, I'll be the one to say... that's hot.

[muppetk.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[boymeat.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you like me... um... who are you?

[muppetk.livejournal.com]

*laughter* Sorry about that - we met a long ways back. My name is Karoline - we met in & around TES a few times about... hmm, 8 years ago or so. You said nice things about my feet. (And yeah, I know that's pretty vague, sorry about that.) The only other identifying information I can think of is that I was hanging out with Matt & Courtney at that point in time, and while I'd honestly rather disavow any knowledge of him these days, it's the only other identifying factor I can think of for you. :)

Nice running into you again. (I spotted you when Mina was twittering with you.)

[boymeat.livejournal.com]

Admittedly, 8 years is a long time, so my brain is still drawing a blank. But, welcome again!

[muppetk.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it -- I don't offended easily, and 8 years feels like a lifetime ago. & I suck at names too. :)

If I run into you at an event - I've been tiptoeing back into the scene in the last few months, I'll introduce myself.