boymeat: (loser - made by ozw)
Boymeat ([personal profile] boymeat) wrote2009-05-06 09:38 am

Dear Phil, you idiot.

Dear Phil,

Please stop getting involved in pointless arguments about leather protocols and history on FetLife with people who refuse to remove their heads from the holes they are in. You have learned this lesson before, and yet you insist on continuing. May I suggest you bang your head against a brick wall instead? The bricks will accept your argument much quicker, you will feel a much greater sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, and the resulting major trauma will allow you to forget all about FetLife.

Love, your caring and loving self,
Phil

[identity profile] thornyc.livejournal.com 2009-05-06 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)

In my day, we only banged our heads against cinder brick walls. Those who bang their heads against other types of walls today are disrespecting or completely unknowing of the old guard traditions, and aren't really hardcore.

[identity profile] boymeat.livejournal.com 2009-05-06 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Sir, thank you for correcting this ignorant pup! I shall put band-aids on my head, beg humble apologies to the ordinary bricks, and immediately find the nearest cinder block wall and bash myself double!

Thor... you are the greatest.

[identity profile] boymeat.livejournal.com 2009-05-06 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
According to everyone in this group I am suffering in, you did it totally wrong... in fact, you came to your leather life completely differently than you remember!